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Hi, Since I spent all this time making this damn site I figured I deserve a Page dedicated to me. ooooMy name is Scott Carmichael and I am the master of all things. At least thats what they tell me. I work out of a small corner in a large room of an insane asylum. After my break down I just spent days on end drooling and rocking back and forth, thats when I found Scottismismismnishism my own religion. I've been practicing it ever since the fall of 1910 when I discovered America II a giant land mass directly in the middle of the lake. Our lake is dirty. you can see a picture of it here. Neato huh? Ughhh ohh. Ive lost my mind again. Listen hear that? their coming for me. The Prize Patrol I've finally won! can I borrow you social security drivers license? Would you like to join my religious cult. I'll be posting weekly newsletters here so you can keep up with current events( i.e. sacrifices, tree burnings, effigy burnings, sheep tossing, chant sessions, blood drinking, bug eating, sun worshipings, and cook outs). Don't write me about joining if your not really interested because you'll be wasting my time. It is not easy organizing and running your own religion you know. I have a lot of respect for the pope. Do you like to play cards. Would you like to send me some money just because you nice. Do you have any free webspace I can borrow. Are you actually reading this. Are you actually believing this. Can you bring me some toilet paper? Have you seen my cat? Do I make any sense? would you like to be my neighbor? Ok I'm going to slowly back away from you. You are starting to scare me. it getin hrd 2 typ rms wnt rch. |
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